“Don’t think of it as me dying. Think of it as one of my infinite selves waking up from a wonderful dream.”
Seth Fried
(b. 1983, d. 2038)
Loving husband,
fell into fireplace
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“Now that I’ve invented time travel, it’s time to pants Hitler good.”
Seth Fried
(b. 1983, d. 1940)
Loving husband,
tripped on stolen pants while running from Nazis
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“Brb, going to defeat God with logic.”
Seth Fried
(b. 1983, d. ∞)
Loving husband,
choked on Invisalign
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“This is very important. Don’t write this down. I need a separate funeral for each of my secret families.”
Seth Fried
(b. 1983, d. 2042)
Loving husbands
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“Life belongs to the curious.”
Seth Fried
(b. 1983, d. 2051)
Loving husband,
was allowed to see the cockpit on a commercial flight and started touching everything
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“You fools. I can’t be killed.”
Seth Fried
(b. 1983, d. 2022)
Loving husband,
beaten to death by teenagers while attempting to cheat at laser tag
