1. Write down your Social Security Number.
2. Add 6 to that number.
3. Now multiply the result by 2.
4. Divide by 2.
5. Subtract 3.
6. Read me the result.
7. Now I have your Social Security Number. Haha.
8. Well, maybe you should have paid better attention in math class.
9. Nope, not a crime. Some lawyer you are.
10. Wait it is a crime?
11. What crime?
12. Fraud?!
13. They can’t send me to prison for doing math.
14. They can?!!
15. One last thing.
16. Pick a number.
17. Triple it.
18. Add 6.
19. Divide by 3.
20. Subtract your original number.
21. Turn around and close your eyes.
22. [Runs away]
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