Zack Bornstein re-imagines what domestic bliss could look like.
ACT 1
SCENE 1
MAN and WOMAN sit on a couch.
MAN: Were there any mass shootings today?
WOMAN: No.
MAN: Excellent.
The MAN and WOMAN sit there, living.
WOMAN: Would you like to have intercourse?
MAN: Yes, I would like to have intercourse.
WOMAN: Me, too. Let us begin the intercourse.
They have excellent intercourse.
BLACKOUT.
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