Robert Criss - The American Bystander

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Gruesome Deaths We Came Up With

251

Gruesome Deaths We Came Up With

Read to the end for a caption contest

, and Michael Pershan , and Jack Reilly , and Zack Rhodes , and Anthony Scibelli , and Jeff Kulik , and Julien Perez , and Robert Criss , and Chris Gural , and Lance Hansen , and Arun Durvasula , and Laura K. Duncan

August 2, 2023

Likely Causes of Human Extinction

Extinction Week

Likely Causes of Human Extinction

We kick off 251's Extinction Week with a bang.

, and Michael Pershan , and Laura K. Duncan , and Chris Gural , and Lance Hansen , and Arun Durvasula , and Zack Rhodes , and Jeff Kulik , and Robert Criss , and Julien Perez

July 24, 2023

Get Up Offa That Thing

251

Get Up Offa That Thing

251 is back.

, and Michael Pershan , and Melissa Balmain , and Julien Perez , and Robert Criss , and Anthony Scibelli , and Lance Hansen , and Michael Litwack , and Laura K. Duncan , and Kristina Libby , and Timothy Cahill

July 19, 2023

Terrible Stripper Songs

Lists

Terrible Stripper Songs

4'33"

, and Zack Rhodes , and Jeff Kulik , and Staff , and Robert Criss , and Anthony Scibelli , and Julien Perez

July 14, 2023

Famous Last Words

quoted

Famous Last Words

Robert Criss knows history.

, and Robert Criss

July 13, 2023

I got two words for you: help me

Simple Requests

I got two words for you: help me

I got two words and two words only for you, pal: Help me.

, and Robert Criss

July 6, 2023

Break On Through to the Other Side

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Break On Through to the Other Side

It's the 251 digest, plus other nonsense.

, and Michael Pershan , and Chris Gural , and Robert Criss , and Anthony Scibelli , and Zack Rhodes , and Jeff Kulik , and T. Kent Jones

July 5, 2023

Patriotic Erotica

Freak Flags

Patriotic Erotica

Mount Thrustmore

, and Laura K. Duncan , and Julien Perez , and Jeff Kulik , and Robert Criss , and Anthony Scibelli , and Lance Hansen , and Michael Pershan

July 4, 2023

Kennedys Who Are Preferable to RFK Jr.

Garbage Men

Kennedys Who Are Preferable to RFK Jr.

, and Robert Criss , and Anthony Scibelli , and Zack Rhodes , and Jeff Kulik , and Michael Pershan

June 29, 2023

Last Surviving Witnesses To Historical Maritime Events

Current Events

Last Surviving Witnesses To Historical Maritime Events

Robert Criss has got the facts.

, and Robert Criss

June 20, 2023

Jokes! Jokes! Jokes!

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Jokes! Jokes! Jokes!

Now with extra self-promotion…and ART

, and Michael Pershan , and Jack Reilly , and Robert Criss

June 6, 2023

I'm out of order? You’re out of order!

Objections, Your Honor

I'm out of order? You’re out of order!

I'm out of order? You're out of order!

, and Robert Criss

May 25, 2023

Hey Can We Turn Off The Heart Monitor While I Do This Surgery, It's Making Me Really Nervous

Simple Requests

Hey Can We Turn Off The Heart Monitor While I Do This Surgery, It's Making Me Really Nervous

Do you mind?!

, and Robert Criss

April 14, 2023

If You Gave Me Money, I Wouldn’t Be Mad

Gratuitous Violence

If You Gave Me Money, I Wouldn’t Be Mad

, and Robert Criss

March 9, 2023

Worst Times To Play The Name Game

Poor Choices

Worst Times To Play The Name Game

"My name is Michael Michael Bo-Bichael Banana Fana Fo-Fichael Fee Fi Go-Gichael Michael and I’m a sex and love addict."

, and Robert Criss

February 7, 2023

Alone again, naturally

Cartoons

Alone again, naturally

A new cartoon from Robert Criss.

, and Robert Criss

January 6, 2023