I came up with two new perspectives on the Gwyneth Paltrow ski case after hitting the Bunny Hill at Moosic Mountain in Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania (I stopped after half a day from soreness):
1) It is very easy to ski into someone else. This is a sport you have to assume you are going to ski into someone or get plowed into you every time you take to the slopes. I understand the optometrist’s injuries were serious, but he took those risks when he went skiing as every person does.
2) In the OJ case what worked was a catch-phrase. “If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit.” That’s what Gwyneth needs. Everyone, especially jurors, love that. So what rhymes with acquit that suits Gwyneth? I came up with these and I think you’ll agree these are good and we’re close:
Quiet Quit
Holy Sh*t
Hit
Admit
Commit
Unfit
Legit
Brad Pitt
Vomit
Idiot
Hypocrite
Conflict
Zit
Joyce DeWitte
Connecticut
