EXT. WAYNE MANOR - NIGHT
DELIVERY MAN rings the doorbell carrying a Shake Shack bag.
BRUCE WAYNE answers the door.
DELIVERY MAN
DoorDash delivery for Batman.
BRUCE WAYNE
Yep, that’s me.
DELIVERY MAN
Wait, what?
BRUCE WAYNE
Damn it.
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