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Connie and the Fifth Time

I was not spying. I do not spy. Now or ever.

Illustration by Tianqi Chen

BY BRIAN MCCONNACHIE • I’ll never forget the first time I fell off the roof. WhamThump! EEEOwww!

It happened fast. One minute you’re up on the roof, and the next thing you know, you’re so not there at all anymore. Whump!

You don’t get a lot of time to really examine the moments from when you’ve completely departed the roof but you haven’t yet arrived upon the ground. It can really get away from you. Like, snap.

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