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Famous Last Words

Robert Criss knows history.

“Ouchie!!!”

— John F. Kennedy


“That smarts!!!”

— Mahatma Gandhi


“Gulp!!!”

— Socrates


“That’s gonna end my life in the morning!”

— Abraham Lincoln


“Jeez Louise, what am I some sort’ve party pinata? If that’s the case you should at least be using a blindfold. And news flash: I’m not full of delicious treats. Just blood and guts!”

— Benito Mussolini


“Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!”

— Joan of Arc


“You chant for my head? Well you could’ve just asked, no need to draw a crowd.”

— Marie Antoinette


“Before I die, I’d like to get something off my chest—these large, extremely heavy boulders!!!”

— Giles Corey


“This is a drag!!!”

— Columbia flight crew, in unison


“A gunman! Pull up the ragtop, quick quick quick!!!”

— Franz Ferdinand


“Oh, brother!!! (Get it?)”

— Robert F. Kennedy


“I’m so hungry I could eat a ship rat!!!”

— 7.5 million victims of the Great Famine of 1315, in unison


“Whoopsie!!!”

— 200 million victims of the Bubonic Plague, in unison


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