I'm out of order? You’re out of order! This whole court is out of order! The files in your filing cabinet are out of order! The vending machines in the hallway are out of order! The words this in sentence are order out of!
I’m exaggerating this traffic court proceeding? You’re exaggerating this traffic court proceeding! This whole traffic court is exaggerating this traffic court proceeding! Your Honor’s tall chair and making me say “Your Honor” is exaggerating this traffic court proceeding! The mural depicting natives and pilgrims as pals is exaggerating this traffic court proceeding! The armed bailiffs surrounding me are exaggerating this traffic court proceeding!
I’m speaking without permission and will be held in contempt of court? You’re speaking without permission and will be held in contempt of me! This whole court is operating without anyone’s permission and will be held in contempt of court-court! That gavel is banging without registration and will be held in contempt of loud-wooden-mallet court and could be tried as a weapon! The courtroom furniture is furnishing without feng shui and will be held in contempt of interior-design court, no chance of parole! The stenographer recording us will be held in contempt of fast-typers court which has a very tough judge and this is a death penalty state—write that down!
I’m out of order means I’m in the wrong place in line? I apologize, your Honor, I misunderstood. I hope this court can forgive me. I’m forgiven? You’re forgiven! This whole court is forgiven!
