INTRODUCING….
JON BON JOVI LIVE!
IN CONCERT!
LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE!
BECAUSE THIS TIME..
THERE’S…
A TWIST!
HE’LL...
BE….
AHHHH….
UMMMMM…...
MIMING!
THAT’S RIGHT!
JOVI’S GONNA MIME!
HE’LL BE UP ON STAGE,
MIMING OUT ALL THE THOUGHTFUL, TIMELESS LYRICS TO HIS BIGGEST HITS!
IT’S GONNA ROCK!
…
…WHAT’S THAT?
YOU HAVE SEEN HIM MIME?
ON THE ‘87 “SILENCE IS SERENE” TOUR?
FORGOT ABOUT THAT!
UMM…
WELL…
IT’S STILL GONNA BE LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE!
BECAUSE…
HE’S?
GONNA?
AHHHHH???
PERFORM WITH HIS BROTHERS!
RON!
DON!
AND CRON!
THE BROTHERS BON JOVI ARE GONNA ROCK YOUR FACE OFF!
AND GUESS WHAT?!
CRON’S A ROBOT!
YOU’VE DEFINITELY NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE!
…
...HUH??
…YOU SAW CRON A FEW YEARS AGO?
DAMN
I'M SWEATING!
AND GETTING A LITTLE BIT UNCOMFORTABLE!
I DIDN’T THINK I’D HAVE TO DO THIS...
BUT LET ME CALL THE PROMO DEPARTMENT…
OKAY!
FINALLY
ARE YOU READY??
THIS IS IT!
THE BIG ONE!
INTRODUCING
JON BON JOVI…
LIVE!
IN CONCERT!
LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE!
BECAUSE…
THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME EVENT...
ONLY AVAILABLE…
TO GLAM METAL FANS...
WHO SUFFER FROM A RARE STRAIN OF 1980S NEW-JERSEY-CENTRIC METAL AMNESIA!
THAT’S RIGHT!
IT’S FINALLY TRUE!
IT’LL BE LIKE THEY’VE NEVER REALLY SEEN HIM BEFORE
BECAUSE!
ACCORDING TO THEIR VERY OWN, VERY UNRELIABLE HIPPOCAMPI, THEY HAVEN’T!
THEY DON’T KNOW WHO BON JOVI IS!
OR WHAT SONGS HE SINGS!
OR IF HE’S GOOD OR NOT!
BUT...
THEY’VE GOT EACH OTHER!
AND THAT'S A LOT!
OH, FOR LOVE!
LET’S GIVE IT A SHOT!
