For a minimal additional fee, many GrubHub drivers will come into your house and feed you by hand.
If it means that she'll possibly be able to see you for a few minutes, you mom will come over and mow your lawn.
When invited to a square dance, claim that a traumatic incident in your past has left you unable to dosey-doe.
Only dress up like Spock for Halloween if your ears are already a little pointy.
