- For irritatingly loud restaurant patrons: Obnoxoff (generic: Lesquackin)
- For trouble with numerical tasks: Corexarithmal (generic: Amendamath)
- For chronic loquaciousness: Quellavox (generic: Shuddoperol)
- For terminal arrogance: Humbliquik (generic: Downtasizer)
- For obsessive bullying: Dominatrol (generic: Nixanag)
- For bad driving: Corektajurx (generic: Arrestawrekor) Extra strength formula: Ferrarizap (generic: Taykeezaway)
Long Awaited Medications Approved by FDA
For irritatingly loud restaurant patrons: Obnoxoff (generic: Lesquackin)
