Was it a bad idea to travel unarmed to a mysterious valley where dinosaurs are still alive?1 Some would say “yes.”2 Others would firmly answer “no.”3 The choice to go was4 difficult, but ultimately, I made the correct5 decision and set out on my own6 with no supplies,7 confident it would work out.8 Things were difficult at first9 as I braved the elements, but I knew it would be10 worth it. I am writing this on a napkin in a Dunkin’ Donuts because I got lost immediately and I don’t have my phone anymore.11 I’m cold12 and I think the cashier is a dimetrodon.13
¹ Yes.
² They would be correct.
³ They would quickly be eaten.
⁴ Shouldn’t have been.
⁵ Incorrect.
⁶ Could have at least brought people.
⁷ Wait. Why?
⁸ You know what I’m going to say.
⁹ And second.
¹⁰ Wouldn’t be.
¹¹ Hang on. I’ll pick you up.
¹² I'll bring your jacket.
¹³ This is exactly what I warned you about.
