Jack Rash
Pitcher, Pittsburgh Porridges
Tex Happenstance
Second baseman, Louisville Shanks
"Hot" Stove O'Reilly
Shortstop, Toledo Gun-Havers
Earl Dickslaps
Catcher, St. Paul Semantics
Birthday-Boy Blankenship
Third baseman, Worcester Grievances
Cole Slaw Cochran
Pitcher, Milwaukee Wet Socks
Murp "The Burp" Lurp
Outfielder, Buffalo Bunions
Andy Tragedy
Shortstop, Norfolk Sepulchers
Arf Goodboy-McGee
Pitcher, Newport Offals
Dirigible DuBois
First baseman, Trenton Rickets
Barn Owl Caruthers
Outfielder, Hampton Vendettas
Cupid Shuffle
Catcher, Quincy Corn Cobs
Freddy Rectal
Pitcher, Brooklyn Miscreants ◊
