Your ex-boyfriend
11 mutual friends
Your neighbor who wears a MAGA hat
7 mutual friends
That kid from high school who always creeped you out for some reason, even though you can’t quite articulate why
6 mutual friends
Your dentist
2 mutual friends
Your childhood best friend-turned-enemy who you still hold a grudge against
3 mutual friends
The guy you had a crush on for years and made out with once, only to find out he slept with your friend and lied to you about it
34 mutual friends
The guy you talked to at a party who told you he’s a “single-issue voter” and managed to spit on you while talking
9 mutual friends
Someone whose name is vaguely familiar
10 mutual friends
A local business that allegedly sells pottery but is possibly laundering money
14 mutual friends
A guy you think you know but you’re not sure because he has a beard now, did he have a beard before or did he just grow one?
28 mutual friends
Someone you thought you were already friends with on Facebook
12 mutual friends
A woman you’d like to be friends with but if she doesn’t accept your friend request you’ll be crushed
11 mutual friends
Your former dog walker who seems a little unhinged
6 mutual friends
A baby
No mutual friends
A very well-known body of water
30 mutual friends
