11:03 PM
My pet worm just died. I told him not to fight the dog. He wouldn’t listen.
11:15 PM
I attached a paper-clip to the worm and threw him up on the roof. Hopefully lightning strikes and he comes back to life.
11:45 PM
The worm is alive!
11:46 PM
This was a bad idea. The worm is getting angry.
11:47 PM
The worm has taken over the house. I’m stuck in the driveway. firefighters are on the way.
12:00 AM
The firefighters have joined the worm’s cause. They fell victim to his charm and good looks.
12:10 AM
The worm has gotten a little dictator costume with tassels on the shoulder pads.
1:00 AM
I have recruited other worms. We’re going in for a coup d'etat.
1:05 AM
We got the house back but a couple of worms didn’t make it. I’m thinking of reviving a few of them.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: The author has been left off this piece; if you wrote it, please get in touch so we can credit you properly.]
