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Seven super fun (and oddly omniscient) name generator games!

Gracie Beaver and Catherine Weingarten tell you how to generate your teacup pig name, your rapper name, and more.

Your Teacup Pig Name!

Madam + Favorite Disney character + Von Oink + Last three letters of your last name!

Your Rapper Name!

Lil’ + Your high school mascot + Name of your favorite childhood stuffed animal +The + Adjective that you call yourself when you’re in a particularly depressed state!

Your Fantasy Character Name!

Sorceress + Street name of the home you were living in when you first realized your parents were just flawed human beings doing their best, but spelled backwards! + Daughter of + Name of the man you fantasize about while having sex with your husband + Of the + Geographical feature you find most erotic!

Your Stripper Name!

Your favorite kids show to make out to + The name of the man you cheated on your husband with + Your fave spicy food!

Your Secret Agent Name!

Agent + Part of the body Johnny touched when he told you, “I can’t do this anymore, we’re married to other people” + Your fave Pokemon character + 007!

Your Robot Name!

Android + Type of plant that’s on your divorce attorney’s desk + Pet name Johnny has for his wife that he called you by accident and things were never the same again + Flavor of cough drop that you almost shoplifted from CVS at age 7, but you chickened out, which was the first time you were afraid to take a risk + Calories in the KFC you just ate to cope with your feelings + BEEP BOOP!!

Your Farmer Name!

Farmer + Your Name + E-I-E-I-O!

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