Dear Guest,
Thank you for staying with us. Please take a moment to fill out the following survey. How did you hear about the Shady Manor Inn? Check all that apply.
_ Saw billboard
_ Read about us in guidebook
_ Read about us in Journal of Paranormal Activity
_ Heard voices telling you to “go to the inn,” that it was “time to go to the inn”
_ Ordered to spend one night at the inn in order to receive large inheritance from eccentric relative
_ Followed friends into the inn after they went inside to have pre-marital sex and did not return
_ Directed to inn by old man at abandoned gas station, who cryptically laughed when you asked what your stay would “cost”
_ Dragged here physically
_ Yelp ◊
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