Signs my toddler may have been indoctrinated by right-wing extremists.

1. The time she drew a thin blue line across our neighbor’s copy of Hillary Clinton’s Hard Choices.
2. Observed playing her favorite game, “bunker” in which she empties out her toy chest and lays inside it muttering about nuclear fallout.
3. This could be a coincidence, but I swear she started sobbing as soon as I’d told my partner that Rush Limbaugh died.
4. Her insistence on drawing the punisher skull on every wall in our home.
5. Will watch Tucker Carlson all day if you let her.

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