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What happens when a baby eats an entire pint of blueberries?

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What happens when a baby eats an entire pint of blueberries?

COMEDY, that's what

, and Michael Pershan , and Austin Kimmel , and Frega DiPerri , and Sophie Cohen , and Kai Nelson , and William Herff

August 16, 2023

Gruesome Deaths We Came Up With

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Gruesome Deaths We Came Up With

Read to the end for a caption contest

, and Michael Pershan , and Jack Reilly , and Zack Rhodes , and Anthony Scibelli , and Jeff Kulik , and Julien Perez , and Robert Criss , and Chris Gural , and Lance Hansen , and Arun Durvasula , and Laura K. Duncan

August 2, 2023

Get Up Offa That Thing

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Get Up Offa That Thing

251 is back.

, and Michael Pershan , and Melissa Balmain , and Julien Perez , and Robert Criss , and Anthony Scibelli , and Lance Hansen , and Michael Litwack , and Laura K. Duncan , and Kristina Libby , and Timothy Cahill

July 19, 2023

Break On Through to the Other Side

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Break On Through to the Other Side

It's the 251 digest, plus other nonsense.

, and Michael Pershan , and Chris Gural , and Robert Criss , and Anthony Scibelli , and Zack Rhodes , and Jeff Kulik , and T. Kent Jones

July 5, 2023

Texts From My Friend Larry In Response To Memes I’ve Sent

textual harrassment

Texts From My Friend Larry In Response To Memes I’ve Sent

LOL!

, and Steve Wyatt

June 30, 2023

Kennedys Who Are Preferable to RFK Jr.

Garbage Men

Kennedys Who Are Preferable to RFK Jr.

, and Robert Criss , and Anthony Scibelli , and Zack Rhodes , and Jeff Kulik , and Michael Pershan

June 29, 2023

Rejection Letters Every Writer Has Received

Writing Life

Rejection Letters Every Writer Has Received

Rejected!

, and Anthony Scibelli

June 28, 2023

Long Awaited Medications Approved by FDA

Good Drugs

Long Awaited Medications Approved by FDA

For irritatingly loud restaurant patrons: Obnoxoff (generic: Lesquackin)

, and Eva Meckna

June 22, 2023

Hot Writer Digest

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Hot Writer Digest

With extra self-promotion!!

, and Michael Pershan , and Arun Durvasula , and Melissa Balmain , and David Guzman

June 21, 2023

Last Surviving Witnesses To Historical Maritime Events

Current Events

Last Surviving Witnesses To Historical Maritime Events

Robert Criss has got the facts.

, and Robert Criss

June 20, 2023

Thoughts I’ve Had While Playing Tennis at a Nudist Resort

naked truths

Thoughts I’ve Had While Playing Tennis at a Nudist Resort

Should I wear the blue or the red headband?

, and Steve Wyatt

June 15, 2023

Mike Pence's Path to the White House

Plots and Plans

Mike Pence's Path to the White House

T. Kent Jones has a plan.

, and T. Kent Jones

June 8, 2023

Why I Am Disheveled

Unfortunate Events

Why I Am Disheveled

Fell into a hole.

, and David Guzman

June 7, 2023

Jokes! Jokes! Jokes!

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Jokes! Jokes! Jokes!

Now with extra self-promotion…and ART

, and Michael Pershan , and Jack Reilly , and Robert Criss

June 6, 2023

I'm out of order? You’re out of order!

Objections, Your Honor

I'm out of order? You’re out of order!

I'm out of order? You're out of order!

, and Robert Criss

May 25, 2023

Do Not Smoke Our Magazine

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Do Not Smoke Our Magazine

MG is this 251 digest too long???

, and Michael Pershan , and Anthony Scibelli , and Laura K. Duncan

May 24, 2023