
Cocktail humor





BREAKING: An Analysis of Gwyneth Paltrow's Ski Case
"I came up with two new perspectives on the Gwyneth Paltrow ski case after hitting the Bunny Hill at Moosic Mountain in Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania"


Pixar's 'Cars' if it was actually written by cars.
Lane Unsworth imagines an alternate universe where cars wrote 'Cars.'

Stop creepy men in their tracks by taking their field mice and bopping them on the head.
Cambria Denim offers some helpful advice for shutting down creepy men.


Things I've learned from horror movies.
Jon Savitt shares some lessons he's learned from horror movies.

Helpful suggestions to make the Illuminati a bit more "Illumi-Naughty."
Kit Lively spices up the daily rituals of everyone's favorite cult.