Famine: Death, I've been meaning to ask, how do you keep your horse's mane so lustrous and silky? It's mind boggling!
Conquest: We have a bet going... it's the blood of sinners, right?
Death: Ha! I wish. It's actually this herbal stuff with vitamin D and honeysuckle extract. It's expensive as hell, but I'll send you the link if you want.
War: Hey guys, is there any more of that guacamole left?
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