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Things I Definitely Misheard People Say (But I Was Too Nervous To Tell Them)

"I'm staying at the hot dog hotel."

I'm staying at the hot dog hotel.


Here's a bicycle upside down cake.


Please put one huge moth in that drawer.


This is my Uncle Go-Gurt.


...and one order of dirigible sauce.


She went to the hospital after eating a bad Zamboni.


Celebrity leprosy!


Pick me up at the cabbage bridge. Hurry.


Our special tonight is origami & pesto pizza.


Destroy the octowolf.

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