My name is Michael Michael Bo-Bichael Banana Fana Fo-Fichael Fee Fi Go-Gichael Michael and I’m a sex and love addict.
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BAKER: What would you like written on the cake?
CUSTOMER: Could you write “Happy Birthday Gerald Gerald Bo-Berald Banana Fana Fo-Ferald Fee Fi Mo-Merald Gerald”?
BAKER: No.
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ASHLEY: We drew names for the raffle but someone put in a fake name and ruined it.
LYLE LYLE BO-BYLE BANANA FANA FO-FYLE FEE FI MO-MYLE LYE: Oh man, that sucks. What name was it, just out of curiosity?
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We, the jury, find the defendant, Shirley Shirely Bo-Birley Banana Fana Fo-Firley Fee Fi Mo-Mirley Shirley, guilty of murder in the 1st degree.
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COP: Are you George George Bo-Beorge Banana Fana Fo-Feorge Fee Fi Mo-Meorge George?
GEORGE GEORGE BO-BEORGE BANANA FANA FO-FEORGE FEE FI MO-MEORGE GEORGE: I sure am.
COP: Is your son, Joey Joey Bo-Boey Banana Fana Fo-Foey Fee Fi Mo-Moey Joey?
GEORGE GEORGE BO-BEORGE BANANA FANA FO-FEORGE FEE FI MO-MEORGE GEORGE: He is. What happened?
COP: We discovered, after a tip was called in by his girlfriend Lisa Lisa Bo-Bisa Banana Fana Fo-Fisa Fee Fi Mo-Misa Lisa, that he's been found dead.
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TEACHER: Class, let's take attendance. Kyle Adams?
KYLE: Here.
TEACHER: Thank you. Megan Brown?
MEGAN: Here.
TEACHER: Thanks Megan. Is there a “Mitchell Mitchell Bo—?”
MITCH: Here! Here! That’s me, I’m Mitch. Call me Mitch, no need to say the rest. It’s a family name so don’t even worry. Mitch works.
